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August 26, 2005

Sagebrush Zillionaire (Zilli)


This is our Italian Spinone, Sagebrush Zillionaire (Zilli). While the photo is black and white, his coloration was brown roan, with brown markings.

Zilli was bred in 2002 by Sagebrush Spinoni (Joe and Penny Masar) in New Plymouth, Idaho. His parents are North Ridge Grady and Sagebrush Zeda Del Fudge. He was one of seven healthy puppies, Zeda's first litter.

Zilli had a very outgoing personality. He was cautious initially, but always friendly to every human and dog he met. He loved to go on long walks, but preferred to be let off the leash so he could terrorize the world in his own inimitable style.

Zilli passed on recently and we've taken time to reflect on the good memories he gave us:

  • the trip to the beach in Florida
  • his appearance on WSFA on the morning "Pet Vet" segment
  • exploring Dismals Canyon
  • the cow herding experiment at Mount Sunflower, Kansas
  • mountain hiking in Colorado
  • and perhaps his favorite, frequent trips to the park

Zilli was a fun dog, here are a couple notable traits he exhibited:

  • Zilli frequently gave off a loud burp after eating and drinking.
  • He always ran counter-clockwise around the couch when he needs to go out and when both dogs lined up to go outside, he always lined up to the left of Stella. If he ended up on the right, they automatically resort themselves.
  • When he stretched out on his back, he was a hair over 6 feet long
  • When he stood up on his hind legs, he was about 5'6" tall
  • When he was sad or lonely, he lets out a low, groaning, howl that would break your heart.
  • He was nearly silent for the first 3 months, but then he found his voice and didn't stop vocalizing after that.
  • Zilli was very obedient and learned a broad range of skills. If there was food in the deal for him, he's game.
  • He is very smart, which can be a good thing, but also a difficult thing at times.
  • We didn't give Zilli the opportunity to dig often, but he found himself in semi-soft soil, his legs started kicking. He dug quite the hole on our visit to the beach in Florida.
  • He thinks redwood chips and pine needles are snacks.
  • If you turn Zilli loose in a cow pasture, he will chase the cows. For a gun dog, he's a fairly effective herder. He'll also likely come back with fresh cow manure on his nose.
  • Zilli loved to roll around in smelly stuff.
  • At 1 year, 3 months, he figured out how to operate door knobs with his nose.

On May 27, 2005, after a long year of battling progressively worse symptoms and diseases, Zilli finally got to the point where his body could no longer function. We had no options left and decided the humane thing to do would be to let him go as peacefully as possible. We took the long ride down to the vets and had him put to sleep. Stella, Melanie, and I stayed with him to the end, reassuring him and letting him know we loved him. It was the hardest thing I've ever had to do.

Links: Our Spinoni - Zilli Pictures

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August 14, 2005

Ariel Carls and Paul Rehovsky's Wedding (Gallery)

On Saturday, August 13th, we attended the wedding of our good friends Ariel Carls and Paul Rehovsky at Paul's brother's farm near Cromwell, MN. Everyone had a wonderful time and it was great to see such excellent, obvious soulmates join in marriage.

Photo Gallery >> Ariel and Paul's Wedding: Best Of

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August 5, 2005

Google Sitemaps

Webmasters, please go check out Google Sitemaps. Google once again shows that they "get it" when it comes to what is going on in web searching and web indexing worlds.

Google can automatically discover only so much of the web by following links from page to page. Some of the roadblocks are the sheer volume of pages, massive interlinking of pages, which can obscure which links are the most relevent, and sometimes a document simply doesn't have direct links to it.

For instance, I've got many thousands of web pages involved in my Photo Gallery project. They all interact with and point to each other and have extensive links to other "nodes" or categories in the gallery complex. It would take a long time for Google to completely traverse the set of them through discovery. (In fact, it wouldn't discover the different sort variations in my example as they are linked by logic done in JavaScript that point to the appropriate URL for each sort type.)

Now, with Google Sitemaps, I can run a script on my server that will build an XML file representing all the HTML files on my server (from the server's point-of-view), then point Google at the resulting "sitemap". This way, Google starts out with a list of all the pages on my site, including the file's last modified time, change frequency (hourly, daily, weekly, monthly), and priority (of a given page in relation to the other pages on your site.) Better still, I can control the change frequency and priority as the site owner, allowing me to properly characterize my pages using my specific knowledge of my site. Additionally, I can rebuild my sitemaps when it is appropriate, and Google will check them regularly and note the changes.

Prior to this my only option (and a primitive one, at that) would have been to create an index page that links to every possible HTML page on my site (or at least that directory structure.) This would be strictly for search engine spider's consumption (and probably not really good for my Google PageRank.) I'd then point Google at it (via their Add [My] URL to Google, cross my fingers, and wait for their spider to hit that index page and start processing through the individual pages. I'd probably be penalized to some extent for link slamming Google and I usually found I had mixed results.

Google, as usual, doesn't promise to index or include any of your pages in their search engine results. I've had fairly good results while using Google Sitemaps for the last month or so. Most of my pages have been picked up, or at least googlebot scanned appropriately. Now if I could just get the "keyword" stuff on my Galleries working...

Now all we need is for the remaining search engine players to standardize on some XML-based data representation schema like this and we'll be golden. All search engines would at least be able to know about all of my pages up front.

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August 2, 2005

Welcome, Genevieve Morrison! (Gallery)

Genevieve Brigit Morrison was born at 1:44pm on August 2, 2005 to Scott (my brother) and Autumn. She weighed 8 lb 3 oz, is 23" long head to toes (all 10 of them.) She has curly dark black hair with deep blue eyes, dainty nose, long slender toes, and VERY powerful lungs.

Drop them an e-mail to congratulate them...

August 1, 2005

Other Bloggers Named David Morrison

I was doing some vanity searches to see where my blog comes up and noticed there are several other bloggers with the same name I have been given. In the interest of collecting and cataloging them, here they are, in alphabetical order...

David Morrison of Prattville, Alabama (RSS Feed)

David Morrison of Greensboro, North Carolina (RSS Feed)

David Morrison, author of "Beyond Gay" (RSS Feed)

there are other "David Morrisons" (or is that "Davids Morrison"?) that I run into occasionally, one works at NASA in California and I've heard him on as a guest on Art Bell's Coast To Coast AM radio show. He was also involved in the recent announcement of the discovery of liquid water on Enceladus, one of Saturn's moons. There are two Doctors both named David Morrison in Montgomery, Alabama. One is a pediatrician and the other an oncologist. The oncologist is in hot water lately.

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