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November 23, 2006

23 22 Restaurants I'd like to see come to the Montgomery/Prattville area...

Montgomery, Alabama seems to be 10 years behind the rest of the country on restaurants and retailers (we just got our first Target, Best Buy, and PetSmart 2 years ago.) While good restaurants spring up periodically, they are usually shut down with a year or two, victims of the "it's too pricey" syndrome this city seems to have. A few manage to hang around (La Jolla, Dawsons, Casa Napoli, The Olive Room, Vintage Year, City Grill) but we consistently lose great restaurants for lack of business (Felix's, Copeland's, Serrano.) We like good food and will even occasionally drive to Birmingham, Atlanta, or (less frequently) Mobile or Pensacola to hit favorite restaurants of ours, but life is changing and I'd rather go around the corner than across state lines to find good food.

Without further ado, 23 22 Restaurants I'd Like To See Come To The Montgomery/Prattville, Alabama Area:

  1. Copelands: After a failed attempt on south East Boulevard, perhaps they could be convinced to try again, perhaps on the east side this time. It appears that Copeland's has now pulled of Alabama altogether (Montgomery, Birmingham, and Mobile) leaving Pensacola as the nearest Copeland's. Oh yeah, and bring back the Pork LaBoucherie. A guy can wish, right?
  2. P.F. Chang's: Excellent, affordable American-Chinese cuisine, nice decor. Good quality Chinese food.
  3. Red Robin: This might actually happen as a new RR recently opened in Newnan, GA. Excellent hamburgers and sandwiches, endless fries. We're getting a Red Robin, opening sometime in January/February 2007 timeframe at Eastchase!
  4. Bennigan's: Traditional American fare, sandwiches, soups with an Irish flavor. Good neighborhood bar and restaurant.
  5. El Chico: American-Mex, but better than any of the flavor-deprived mexican being served in this town today, nearest ones are in Mobile and Nashville.
  6. Other Raving Brands franchises: We already got multiple Moe's and a Doc Green's on the way. How about Mama Fu's Noodles, Planet Smoothie, and Shane's Rib Shack?
  7. In-And-Out Burger: Excellent West Coast burger chain, always smiling, gracious staff and prompt service of great food. Imagine!
  8. Old Chicago: Great pizza and well over 110 beer choices.
  9. Baja Fresh: The franchise recently entered and exited the Atlanta market, so Montgomery luring this consistently flavorful and fresh Mex star is probably a long shot.
  10. Mimi's Cafe: French-inspired american food.
  11. Noodles & Co.: Various noodle dishes, from Mac and Cheese to Asian noodle dishes. Same idea as Mama Fu's, a noodle house.
  12. Houlihan's: Several locations in Atlanta
  13. Cozymel's Mexican Restaurant:: Great Chicken and Carnitas Fajitas. Steak Fajitas so-so. Nearest one might be Memphis
  14. Bahama Breeze: Island food and drink. Long lines/wait, get there early. Birmingham or Atlanta
  15. Abuelo's Mexican Food Embassy: Great Mexican food, all around. Memphis/KC/OKC are the closest ones.
  16. Houston's: Up-scale sit-down American dining in a beautiful decor. Several locations in Atlanta.
  17. Uno Chicago Grill: Chicagoland dining with new creative twists. Formerly Pizzeria Uno.
  18. On the Border: Good chain Mexican
  19. Buca di Beppo: Southern Italian food served family-style in large, delicious portions. So clean they take you on a tour through the kitchen on your way to your seat.
  20. Qdoba Mexican Grill: Similar to Moe's and Chipotle, San Francisco-style burritos with tons of flavor and spice.
  21. First Watch: A small chain of health-conscious and delicious breakfast treats in a relaxing evironment
  22. Marie Callendar's: Home-cooked comfort food and great pies.
  23. Cheesecake Factory: Great cheesecake (50 different varieties and a highly diverse menu including Asian, Mexican, Italian, American, Cajun, and Spanish choices to meet everyone's needs. Their menu is a small book. The nearest ones are in Birmingham and Atlanta.

Yeah, they are mostly chains, get over it. These are the good chains. Ah, if any 3 of these came to town, I'd be much happier about the dining scene in Montgomery.

I figure we could afford to lose some T.G.I.Friday's, Ruby Tuesday, Chili's, Applebee's, and O'Charley's, we'd have room for some new, good restaurants.

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November 16, 2006

Info? "Escape Artist" Mural in downtown Kansas City

Several years ago there was a large print (as I recall, maybe 6 feet wide by 10 feet tall) or mural in what looked like an unused storefront in downtown KC that was titled "Escape Artist". Does anyone know any information about this piece, the artist? Does anyone have a photo of the display? Any information appreciated.

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November 9, 2006

Lucky owner of Mattel JuiceBox(es) looking for JuiceBox MP3 Adapter Kits

After reading about the Mattel Juiceboxes available at discount pricing story on Slashdot a couple months back, I bit on the Overstock.Com deal and bought a set of 6 new, but discontinued Mattel JuiceBox toy multimedia players for the low, low price of around $25. These originally retailed for $70-80+ each (small wonder they failed) so the chance to buy a Linux (uClinux) device to experiment with for a few pennies on the dollar of the original price was too good to pass. I'd read they could be used to play mpg video, jpg and mp3 audio files, but found out too late that a MP3 Adapter Kit would be required to do this. By the time I went to go track down the adapters, Mattel had sold out and only a few are available at premium prices on-line. I intended to use 3 of these as small photo frames and 3 to experiment with.

I'm stuck with 6 JuiceBoxen that won't do anything but play their demo and perform some simple system diags because I missed the rush on MP3 Adapter Kits for these multimedia players. I'm hoping someone bought too many MP3 Adapter Kits and would be willing to trade or sell them for a reasonable price. I'd like to trade 3 NIB Juiceboxes for 3 MP3 Adapter Kits straight up if someone needs Juiceboxes but has too many MP3 Adapter Kits. If you want to sell you MP3 Adapter Kits, let me know your pricing. Drop me a line if you've got these MP3 Adapter Kits you want to trade or sell.

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