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March 22, 2008

"Give Me Some Money" - Spinal Tap goes mainstream

Does that song in the American Express sound strangely familiar? It's "Give Me Some Money" by Spinal Tap. Who would have thought that we'd ever see mainstream advertising using a mostly fictitious spoof band's mostly fictitious spoof music in an advertisement? Anyone want to bet whether or not anyone will use "Sex Farm" or "Bitch School" in an advertisement?

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March 20, 2008

10 chances to visit Lanark during Spring 2008!

The Alabama Nature Center at Lanark is open to the public the following weekends this Spring:
April 12-13May 3-4June 14-15
April 19-20May 17-18June 21-22
April 26-27May 24-25June 28-29
May 31-June 1
Special events are planned for each weekend. Mark your calendars now.

The Alabama Nature Center at Lanark is a 350-acre wildlife preserve that serves as the headquarters of the Alabama Wildlife Federation. It is located between Millbrook, AL and Prattville, AL, just north and east of exit 179 (Cobbs Ford Road) on I-65. The facility is currently only open to the public one weekend a month (the third weekend.)

If you are a nature buff, a photographer, or just like to catch some fresh air, you should take some time out of your weekend to visit and explore the facility. They've got over 5 miles of beautifully-built walking trails organized in 3 loops around the property. They are all marked with interpretive signs about the flora and fauna you'll see around you.

Price is currently $3/adult/day or $5/adult/weekend and $2/child (3-9)/day $3/child/weekend. Kids under 3 are free.

(Every third weekend of the month)
Saturday 8:00 am to 6:00 pm
Sunday 1:00 pm to 6:00 pm

Directions and more information can be found at the following link.

Alabama Nature Center @ Lanark

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March 17, 2008

How to determine the stop adjustment necessary for a photographic filter

I was contemplating how much filter factor (light cutoff) I get with a cheapo Quantaray Circular Polarizing filter that I inherited when I bought my Canon 50mm f1.8 second-hand. It finally occurred to me that I could switch over to M (Manual) mode on my camera, aim it at something, dial in an exposure (I happened to set it to '0'), then drop the filter over the lens and watch the exposure level indicator ( -2..1..0..1..+2 ) adjust (usually downward) and note how many stops the exposure dropped. The camera focuses and meters through-the-lens (TTL) (and thus through-the-filter), so it takes this into consideration anyway when metering a scene.

For my 52mm Quantaray Circular Polarizing filter, the exposure drops 1 1/3 stops. I'd been working with the filter on most of the time, not realizing that I was losing 1 1/3 stops unintentionally, turning the "nifty fifty" f/1.8 effectively into a f/2.8. Oops, lesson learned, check your filters out.

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March 14, 2008

Variations on a DSLR (Canon Rebel XTi)

I got a Canon Rebel XTi (400D) several months back and I'm immensely enjoying expanding my knowledge and horizons. I moved to the XTi from my 3.3MP Sony Mavica MVC-CD300 workhorse point and shoot camera. Despite being quite comfortable with the Sony (and its limitations) I have frequently said that I felt like a complete beginner again when staring through the viewfinder of my Canon.

I was contemplating all the different settings on the XTi that can be chosen for each shot the other day and I decided to toss them in a table:

Setting  Options
Modes12 (P, A, S, M, Auto, Creative)
Shutter Speed55 (54 increments (1/4000 - 30sec in 0.3EV increments) + Bulb)
Aperture40 stops (f1 to f91 in 0.3EV increments (depends on lens))
Image Size8 (S/Normal, M/N, L/N, S/Fine, M/F, L/F, JPEG+RAW, RAW)
Picture Style9 (6 preset + 3 custom)
Custom Picture Style4,096 options
Mono Picture Style26 options
Auto Focus2 (Auto/Manual)
Auto Focus Mode3 (One Shot, AI Focus, AI Server)
Focal Point10 (9 points + full auto)
Metering3 (Evaluative, Partial, Center-weighted)
ISO6 (Auto, 100, 200, 400, 800, 1600)
White Balance9 (8 presets + Auto)
White Balance Correction361 options
Color Space2 (sRGB or Adobe RGB)
Flash2 (on + off)
Flash Exposure Adjust17 (-2EV to +2EV in 0.5EV or 0.3EV increments)
Flash Exposure Lock2 (on + off)
Auto Exposure Lock2 (on + off)
Auto Exposure Bracketing17 (-2EV to +2EV in 0.5EV or 0.3EV increments)
Exposure Compensation17 (-2EV to +2EV in 0.5EV or 0.3EV increments)
Red Eye Reduction2 (on + off)
Drive Modes3 (Single, Continuous, Remote/Timer)
Remote Trigger Modes2 (no delay/2 second delay)
Auto Rotation2 (on + off)
Custom Functions46,080 combinations

A little math reveals: 61,749,528,383,550,522,560,348,160,000 combinations! That's 61.8 octillion (a thousand quadrillion or a billion billion billion (those outside the US refer to this to a quadrilliard))! Another way to look at this is 6x10^27, estimates of the number of atoms in the observable universe range in the 10^77 to 10^79 range. Those are some big, big numbers! No wonder I feel like a beginner again. Not all the settings will make a viable or desirable image, but there is the big picture math on the issue.

A typical photographer (me) usually only changes a couple of these at a time and usually through a limited range of the settings for each option, so it's not as impossibly complex as it looks. As with all technology, I look forward to seeing where this technology goes in my lifetime. The Canon Rebel XSi is out next month with even more options...

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