June 2008 Archives

This is my yearly report of what crime was reported on a day in Montgomery, Alabama. My original tally was for a Thursday in late June, so I'll keep with that just to minimize variables.

On Thursday, June 19, 2008, there were:

11 Vehicle Burglaries
21 Burglaries
5 Vehicle Thefts
9 Thefts
2 Robbery
1 Domestic Violence Assault
1 Assault

reported in Montgomery, Alabama (est. population 202,000).

The estimated value of goods stolen on this one day total $85,789 with an additional $3,910 worth of damage to personal property (vehicles, homes) in the commission of these crimes. Total damages/loss from crimes committed on this day: $89,699. These are just the reported crimes, for one day. Assume those numbers are a representative sample and multiply out those numbers over the course of a week (~$627,893), a month (~$2,735,820), or a year (~$32,762,560) as it pleases you. The real picture might be slightly better or slightly worse, but the picture is ugly anyway you slice it. This is simply a tally of the crimes reported in the Montgomery Advertiser Montgomery Crime Reports section.

A recent e-mail mail from a headhunter to my monster e-mail address...

Hi David,

Hope you are doing in the best of the mood!!
I came across your resume on the job site and i feel it's a good
match for your skill's. If you feel the same do send me your most
updated profile asap, so that we can have the ball rolling.

For immediate update send your resume to ahtesham32@gmail.com. (Because nothing says professionalism like using a GMail account for your corporate e-mail)

Title: Tivoli Consultant
Location: Endicott, NY (Lockeed Martin, perhaps?)
Length: 3 Months+

Description:
Our client is looking for High Level TIVOLI consultant.

Regards,
xxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxx
LMNOP Technology Inc. (changed)
" Committed to Human Excellence Through IT " (What?)
Hasbrouck Heights, New Jersey. Why are there so many two-bit headhunter outfits in NJ?

Apparently Monster is going the way of Ebay. Remember dotcoms, enough scam business on your service will turn your whole service irrelevant to your legitimate clients. Maybe headhunting has just got that scummy.

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Cost of living: June 2008

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Hard drive storage: $0.14/GB
(Seagate Barracuda 7200.11 500GB 7200RPM/32MB for $69.99 via TigerDirect on June 17, 2008)

Solid-state hard drive storage: $15.63/GB
(OCZ 64GB SATA-300 2.5" Solid State Drive for $999.99 via ZipZoomFly on June 17, 2008)

Flash memory: $2.81/GB
(Patriot 16GB SDHC Card for $44.99 via ZipZoomFly on June 17, 2008)

Highest interest rate savings with minimal deposit requirements: 3.50%
(HSBC Bank via money-rates.com on June 17, 2008)

Loaf of white bread: $1.37

Pound of ground chuck: $2.80

Gallon of gas: $4.07
(US National Average, pulled from Gas Buddy on June 17, 2008)

now, check a news wiki (Wikinews or Wikipedia)

within a couple minutes, check a news website (Drudge Report or CNN or Fox News)

within a couple hours, listen to radio news (1440 WLWI-AM)

within a half day, check television news (BBC or ABC or CBS or NBC on TV)

within a day or two, try the newspaper (Montgomery Advertiser)

within a week, try the weekly newspaper (Prattville Progress)

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